Tiger Woods Crashes

So I was talking to R.J. from VALERNA about the Tiger Woods situation and he said “Tiger’s wife has been getting in the phone for a while. But this time was the the one when she finally lost it. Your women does not try to put a golf club through your head the first, second, or third time you cheat.
… she was arguing with him and he decided to run out the door in the middle of the argument, thinkin: (insert dork voice)”i’ll just leave and let her cool off” …and she was not tryin to hear that . So he runs outside and gets in the car and tries to pull off but she was fed the fuck up with the bullshit . So she grabs a 9 iron and swings it at the window of the car “LIKE FUCK THIS SHIT”. She was aiming for his head but he hit the gas and she missed and ended up hitting the back rear window (hum) . then tiger and the tree formally met one another…”
Now whether that’s what happened, we may never know …… but i think he has a GOOD POINT.

AND I THINK ITS BEEN 732 DAYS AND A NIGGA STILL DON’T GOT NO FUCKING (PB) PEANUT BUTTER …. ALL I WANT IS A SANDWICH